Website intelligence for the agent era

Your customers stopped reading your website.
Their agents do it for them.

Read Me, Robot is a one-time audit that shows you exactly what AI agents see when they visit your site — what's readable, what's broken, and what to fix first.

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Plain English report · Delivered in 48 hours

57%of web traffic is now bots.
58%up to 58% fewer clicks from AI Overviews to top results.
2.3×more likely to appear in AI Overviews — with valid structured data (per industry studies).
01 / Sample finding

REAL AUDIT DISCOVERY / ANONYMIZED

A product page was telling AI it was reviewing a fleece — not the boots actually reviewed.

One metadata field. Wrong for months. The owner had no idea.

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This is the kind of bug we find. Your site has one too — you just don't know what it is yet.

02 / Start small

Not sure?
Get one free finding.

Tell us your URL. We'll check your site and send you the single most important issue we find — free, no pitch attached.

No credit card. No sales sequence. Just one useful answer.We use your URL to run the check and your email to send the result. Nothing else, ever.
03 / How it works

Simple in.
Useful out.

A clear answer to a new question: can machines understand your business?

01

Submit your URL

Takes 30 seconds. No access or setup required.

02

We crawl like an agent

GPTBot, ClaudeBot, Perplexity, and the rest — not just a generic checker.

03

You get the report

Every issue ranked by impact, with fixes in priority order.

04 / What's inside the report

Five ways to see
what they see.

01

Structured data score

Can agents understand your products, prices, and reviews?

02

Agent access check

Which AI crawlers can reach your pages, and which are blocked?

03

Readability score

How efficiently can an agent extract what matters? Bloated pages get skipped.

04

Freshness signals

Do agents think your content is current or stale?

05

The fix list

Every issue ranked by impact, with DIY instructions included.

05 / Who it's for
01

Indie store owners

You sell online and can’t afford an SEO team. Find out why agents skip or misread your products.

Explore the audit
02

SEO freelancers & agencies

White-label the report and hand your clients an AI-readiness practice area overnight.

Explore the audit
03

Publishers & bloggers

AI Overviews are eating your clicks. Find out how your content reads to the systems summarizing it.

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06 / A real deliverable

See what the report
looks like.

A sample of the signal, context, and fixes you'll get back.

READ ME ROBOT / SAMPLE AUDIT

AI-readiness report

68/100
P0

Product metadata names the wrong item

Agents may summarize a fleece when the page is selling boots

Fix: Align Open Graph product tags with the page's actual product.
P1

Important buying context is hidden in tabs

Key details can be omitted from compact agent extracts.

Fix: Render shipping and returns copy in the initial HTML.
P2

Freshness signal is missing

Stale timestamps make otherwise useful content look abandoned.

Fix: Add dateModified and a visible update policy.
REDACTED CLIENT NAME   •   REPORT EXCERPT

Excerpt from a real audit. Your site's findings would look like this — with the fixes.

07 / The honest bit

No magic.
No guaranteed rankings.

We diagnose how machines read your site. We don't promise AI will recommend you — anyone who does is selling horoscopes.

What we promise: every issue found, ranked by impact, with the fix.
08 / Pricing

Choose your
next move.

Start with the facts. Then decide what to do with them.

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one-time · introductory

  • Full scored report
  • Prioritized fix list
  • DIY instructions
  • 48-hour delivery
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DONE-FOR-YOU FIXES

$349

after your audit

We implement the highest-impact fixes for you — metadata, crawler policy, agent discovery file, and template cleanup.

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MONITORING

$49 /mo

monthly re-check · cancel anytime

We alert you when something new breaks — a bad plugin update, a blocked crawler, a stale product feed.

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09 / FAQ

Questions,
answered plainly.

SEO audits optimize for Google's ranking algorithm. This optimizes for the agents that now sit between Google and your customer.

No one can promise that. We remove every technical reason an agent would misread or skip you.

For the audit, just your URL. For fixes, a limited-access account you can revoke anytime.

Then the report says so — and that’s valuable to know too.

Free tools check boxes. We sample your real pages, catch the bugs checkers miss, and rank fixes by impact in plain English.

One clear next step

Find out what
the agents see.

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